“It’s weird, right?” Ashton said. “Like I never heard that term before, and now, I feel like it’s like, the only thing I’ve ever heard. You know?”
“You’ve never heard the phrase 'hot-tub worthy' before?” Justin laughed cruelly.
“Dude, I’ve been married to a woman in her late 40s for the last six years. She listens to India.Arie.”
“Crab salad, thanks,” Justin said to someone else. Then he said, “Who the fuck is India.Arie?”
“Some lady,” Ashton said miserably. “Anyway, if you know so much about hot-tub worthy tell me.”
“Well, it’s kind of just a feeling…”
“I need facts, “ Ashton said. “I'm not interested in feelings about hot-tub worthy. Tell me something I can use. I have to call Wilmer before he leaves for Burn 60.”
“Not too short,” Justin Timberlake said. “One of the reasons I broke up with Britney Spears is 'cause, once I got a hot tub, she was too short. Short chicks disappear in a hot tub."
“But they have those ledges. She can sit on a ledge.”
“Come on, dude. Everyone sits on the ledge. They still look like apples with hair.”Posted by jessica hopper at October 11, 2011 10:31 AM | TrackBack