November 24, 2009


I had a dream last night where Quicksilver-era Kevin Bacon and I where in line for a party--he was my plus one, naturally--and he was giving me unsolicited SEX ADVICE. The advice was pretty bad.

This either followed or was part of the dream where I was literally trying to following in Chuck Klosterman's footsteps, which was both easy and dangerous because he was puking as he walked, creating huge slicks of orange child-with-the-flu vomit, and then tracking it everywhere.

Posted by jessica hopper at November 24, 2009 05:13 PM | TrackBack