Morgan hipped me to this wonderful story I missed about Al Franken being fucking rad and as usual Halliburton being utterly evil, and well, Jeff Sessions being the helpmeet of rapist. TAX DOLLARS AT WORK, y'all.
Then, in the privately-funded horrors segment: A truck with an aborted fetus bill board will be circling a phoenix high school all week long to impress on the young minds within it that the end result of doin' it could very well be "murder". How totally Taliban of them.
And. And. And.
Bloom County is coming back. Opus, despite being a comic strip penguin, was kind of the closest iteration my romantic ideal pre-9th grade.