July 19, 2009

YOU KNOW YR GIRL LOVES FLIPZ

Longtime Hit it or Quit it readers will remember fondly, the work of Matt Kessler, who is now back in action, doing a little here or there for Vice, including this thing which I had the honor-YES HONOR- of seeing when he finished it. I laughed til I cried:
A live review of T4: "Sublimated homosexual man vs. sublimated homosexual machine duking it out on the grandest scale possible with no stupid females to get in the way."

I am in Philly. I am secretly hoping my suburban Barnes & Noble gig somehow gets canceled last minute because I want to go to the Gallery mall and get an airbrushed dress length t-shirt with the book's cover on it. I am doing morning TV tomorrow and think maybe that and a belt? I am thinking yes. After seeing that Andrew WK on FOx News thing, I feel like I need to up my weirdness quotient for these things.

Also also: I am going to get married to Matt. I am fianceed now. To such a nice handsome dream of a man who is so good with puns. It was a real surprise. For a split second, I got scared, when he said sit down I have something I need to tell you and I asked "Are you breaking up with me?" and then the little ring box came out and I just grabbed it and put it on. It looks like a tiny white turtle is on my hand. I think it's pretty funny I am going be a wife. Like straight up LOLZ funny. Big week around here, kids. Getting engaged and doing Martha Stewarts radio show. I don't get to meet MS, mind you, it's like a Gayle King/Oprah sitch. I do hope I can parley it into a spread in LIving where we put ric-rac on amp heads and stuff. I hope no one thinks I am jumping the shark. I will try and keep it real, go back to complaining about hardcore bands soon.

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