January 27, 2009

TURD4LIFE

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I know Halloween is long way off, but I know if I curl my hair, I can kind of pluff it out to this size, but, how do I get my head to look like it was carved from a giant wad of freshly chewed gum? He's too pink to be "doughy", he's gummy. ALSO: PLEASE GO AWAY AND STOP FRONTING LIKE VINDICATION CAN BE YOURS IF YOU TALK TO ENOUGH PROGRAM HOSTS. YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THIS LINCOLN LAND AND WERE A SHITTY GOVERNOR IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHICH IS SAYING A LOT. THE JESSE WHITE TUMBLERS SHOULD ROUND YOU UP AND TUMBLE YOU OUT OF TOWN, OR AT LEAST STUFF YOU INTO ONE OF THE CRATEROUS POTHOLES OF LAKE STREET IN WHICH YOU WILL STAY LIKE A LIVING CRYPT.

Posted by jessica hopper at January 27, 2009 11:33 AM | TrackBack