January 25, 2009

O-BABY TAKE CARE-O-ME

As a lifelong prick who on occasion delights in annoying others, I feel especially well-represented when I read things about our new admin like:
"Mr. Obama then turned to complain to Mr. Emanuel about his noisy habit. At which point, Mr. Emanuel held the offending knuckle up to Mr. Obama’s left ear and, like an annoying little brother, snapped off a few special cracks."
Do you think Rahm ever grabs the presidents arms and goes "STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!" while he slaps him about the face with his own hands? I bet it's happened at least once.

I still can't blv it. I really really can't. It has yet to sink in--and I like Obama so much I cannot ever imagine not liking him at least a whole lot. Total new-boyfriend afterglow style. Even if he pulled up to pick us up for our America-date in a busted-up Chevy Caprice with a stock stereo, I would gawk and and go "OOOOOH WHERE DID YOU GET THIS LIMO?! "--you know what I mean? He is so smart and so pretty and has a nice smile and he is also tight bros with that dreamboat Rahm Emanuel, and he addressed Mary J. as "Hey girl" when he saw her at the 'naug and one day we might all have health insurance and windmill-made power because of him, and if I have insurance I can go skateboarding again. IT'S TRUE. Unreal is here now.

The end.

Posted by jessica hopper at January 25, 2009 07:23 PM | TrackBack