January 08, 2009

REALLY? LIKE FOR REALLY REAL.

Kid Sister: Well, I just got back from the gym, so right now I'm really, really sweaty but it's all good-- I'm marinating. A week ago I got on the scale and was 152.9. I'm a hefty girl! But now I'm 144.8-- what's my name?! It melted off me. My new trainer, Harley Pasternak, is like Dr. Destructo. And he doesn't charge me 'cause I'm poor-- I'm like Oliver Twist compared to his other clients.

Pitchfork: Who else does he train?

KS: Just look at Us Weekly. He's got crazy clients. Kanye recommended him to me, if that's any indication.

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