October 01, 2008

GEORGE BRETT SHITS HIMSELF

"I call a guy I said larry youíre not gonna believe this Iím standing outside the lobby of the bellagio I canít move, I got shit everywhere" . My favorite part--more favorite than the entire idea that anyone would recount multiple stories about shitting your pants in such detail--is the guys he's telling it to who're just trying to stretch and inch away from him and escape the horror of George Brett's shit filled loafers squishing through the lobby of the Bellagio--and his obliviousness to their discomfort.

Posted by jessica hopper at October 1, 2008 01:13 PM | TrackBack