May 07, 2006
HAIRSHIRT
If an effort to do something more productive with my day than sob intermittently, I read three issues of the New Yorker and then promptly cut off all my hair and I now sport a femme version of this popular cut:
It should take a minimum of about 18 months to return to the length it was when I awoke this morning, disgusted by mine own vanity and palpable concern about whether it was poofy ; I decided, as a liberated woman of a third wave and a first world, "poof" is no longer going to be a valid concern.