March 01, 2006

SHARE MY WORLD

You know what I did today?

I talked on the phone to Mary J Blige.

Mary is the only celebrity I ever fantasize about being friends with, other than maybe Kim Gordon.

So, Mary called and we talked for 11 minutes, and I asked her what I wanted to know and then we talked about God some. She was funny and real and had good answers.
And I was like "ak ak ak ak ak" like a cartoon donkey.

When she was about to hang up she said "Goodbye Jessica" (like she meant it) and I said "Goodbye Mary" really careful and nervous back to her. I had to be careful not to start screaming "I LOVE YOU MARY! AK AK! AK AK AK!". After, I walked around the house pretending I was on the phone still, showing off for Matt, going "Oh, I love you, too, Mary, thanks for calling. Talk to you soon. Bye-ee!"

I will put up the link when it runs.

PS>I TOTALLY TALKED ON THE PHONE TO MARY J BLIGE, DID I MENTION?!

Posted by Jessica at March 1, 2006 03:21 AM | TrackBack