December 30, 2005

OVER DINNER

A friend, over dinner, appropo of almost nothing: "Not to be too TMI, but yeah, MILF porn is what does it for me. Like 45 year old women? WHOO! Damn! (whispering) Older women are crazy like that! Oooh.(shakes head) Crazy, you know what I mean. (gets closer) Seriously, if I could hook up with some older woman -- I'm serious--I'd be her houseboy all the way. (looks around to other tables, leans in, as if telling the real secret) Older women know what they are doin' -- you know -- they're into it..."

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