December 22, 2005

BLONDE IN THE BLEACHERS SHE FLIPS HER HAIR FOR YOU

I will not stop reminding you until every single one of you is checking his blog daily, JR Nelson. America. Read it. Read every single lick of it. Today, he talks about his coworkers impregnating each other and session players turned janitors. (The story about throwing a LIT 1/4th STICK OF DYNAMITE at his neighbors is true, and a great story in it's entirety. The blast was heard all the way downtown. Blew a huge sooty hole in the concrete-- which perhaps has been paved over--it'd be in the lot across from the Popeyes on Milwaukee, in case yr walking past on yr way to Rainbo* to pick up ho-unitards and 99 cent thongs for your special someone.)

(* Rainbo the clothes store, not Rainbo the bar where scenesters go to talk about each others bands and skeez up endrunkened SOIC senior girls about their "paper craft".)

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