November 15, 2005


Ye ol' Al Burian and i once had a fine fine idea: run JR for local office. Mayoral, rightly, but you know, Daley's got it cockblocked by some mafioso's in salt trucks til they cryogenically reanimate the former Mayor Daley, his daddy, circa 2022--Al would write the speeches and I would campaign manage. But, please, someone, somewhere, in the meantime, give JR a column--a platform. Maybe you know someone at the Red Eye and they can sandwich his genius skizzum somewhere between a trend pce on "Is pregnancy sexy?" and an item about Jennifer Aniston's recipes for holiday meals built arund Franzia box wine and xanax. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Posted by Jessica at November 15, 2005 09:26 PM | TrackBack