May 25, 2005

WHATEVER THE INVERSE OF IT IS, I AM THAT

Were you giving him the TV eye last night? I couldn't tell.

No. I just feel like I am like, three days into rehab at all times lately. I was giving him whatever the inverse of the TV eye is. Whatever that is, I am that.

Because I was thinking "Is she flirting with him?" but I could not tell because I cannot tell the difference between when you are flirting or just acting extra retarded, because there is no discernable difference.

I have never flirted with anyone in my life. I have no idea how to even go about it.

Yeah, that's apparent. I figure you are flirting with someone when I suddenly start wondering what the hell is wrong with you.

Posted by Jessica at May 25, 2005 03:31 PM | TrackBack