May 07, 2005

IS THAT AN ORACLE IN YOUR POCKET?

They are ready, are you? Raptureready.com -- your only source which tracks the news for signs, hints, clues and/or conclusive proof of the coming biblically prophesized rapture for you. Peep their handy RAPTURE INDEX (sadly, the "false christs" rating is at a mere 2) the site explains: "You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.
Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity. Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts "

(link scooped from Jihad4dummies)

Posted by Jessica at May 7, 2005 03:52 PM | TrackBack