December 13, 2004

TEN THINGS BEFORE I DIE

Nothing is lifting my spirits quite like the links blogs that Britt is forwarding me, discovered through the next blog button - a great reminder that it could always be much worse. You could be a lonely teenager in Risko Missouri, working at a KFC, blogging about the things you'd like to do before god calls you home . Like lose your virginity. Or "read and enjoy at least one major peice of literature."

Perhaps use this list to talley up how close to living a teenagers dream you are, and use that to assess your day, rather than getting depressed about whatever you like to get depressed about - your gut, your impending divorce, the bad bills your band is always on. You have been to Europe. You have had sex . You have flashed someone. To a teenage girl frying up a bucket of dark meat somewhere, you are truly living.

Posted by Jessica at December 13, 2004 09:51 PM | TrackBack