November 12, 2004

DATING TRUISMS OF THE NEW TESTAMENT

"I liked that story from the bible you told me."

"The one about Mary Magdelene?"

"Yeah. Thats always how it is. You fall in love with the town slut, and you go and tell her " Listen --I love you, you don't have to do this," and she tells you to fuck off, then later decides she is in love with you back. That's the story of my life. (laughs) Except when she decides she loves me, I always suddenly figure that I can't stand her."

"But you end up moving in with her anyways --"

"Oh yeah, of course, every time." (laughs)

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