October 25, 2004

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Are you male and living in Chicago? Are you currently employed in a long term sitch with extensive health insurance that extends to spouses, with low co-pays? Interested in being in a plantonic marriage with yours truly? You do not even have to talk to me, or hang out, or anything. I will cover all marriage related fees and the like, and I will pay for the anullment/divorce when the times comes. All that is involved is you feeling particularly benevolent towards me and my ulcer. When you help a Unicorn, you are helping the arts and you are guaranteed admittance to heaven. Please email at the spot in the lower right hand corner if you are "down" .

Posted by Jessica at October 25, 2004 04:31 PM | TrackBack