While I remain tangled in the pathology of my own mind, I usher you elsewhere - over to the Fitted Sweat blogspot, where Jeff Johnson is being rill funny .
For those with a calendar and pocket cash: My birthday is next week. I will be 28, but still looking like a very tired 17. I know, yr already thinking "Jessica has everything - I can't get her a fruit basket again this year either!" - this is what I want:
an above ground pool (5 foot depth) and a long handled net to clean it
a 64 gallon drum of ripe pluots
a no-kill mouse trap
a New Found Glory change purse
a home made Kim Gordon shirt, with a picture you drew of her in sharpie marker - I am a youth large or size childrens 14/16 in hanes t's.
my Richard Buckner albums back
some velcro strips
that Mars Volta CD
a few yards of pink ribbon