April 17, 2004

Little Buddy

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I have a cat. Her name is Princess Boom-Boom but is referred to more frequently as "Little Buddy", "Little Dude", or "Little Bitch". She's an efficiently designed cat, packing truly dangerous amounts of cuteness, spunkiness, and sassiness into a tiny little black-stripes-on-black package capable of reducing the most hard and bitter people to speaking a language of coos and purrs that she teaches you just by being there. She flings herself around my apartment with an abandon that puts entire crowds of naked hardcore kids at old Jihad shows to shame, then curls up under my covers in the crook of my arm for hours at a time. Right now she's staring at the floor, which is something that I find myself doing quite often, but her stare is full of expectation, like something of interest might suddenly appear in the spot she's gazing at at and that she should be ready for it when it comes. It's is an attitude that I think I should learn.

Posted by Miles Raymer at April 17, 2004 01:20 AM | TrackBack

Mikan's love for The Princess is being challenged by a Logan Square lovah named Shiva Hazen. Maybe The Princess should call the investigators at CHEATERS to discover if Mikan has been true.

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