DUDES. There is still time left for April's Fool Pranks -- this is your reminder: get on it! I spent 2.5 hours today doing nothing but pranking best friends and clients and our band's managers with PR-related disasters that cannot be killed and Jawbreaker reunion tours. As I told Julianne earlier - the locus of the best pranking has to be "worst nightmare" and it helps if you speak fast, be confused on the details. Improbability goes out the window if you use a panicky voice, getting together a conference call, pre-emptive voicemails or text messages or second parties in on it adds an air of oh-shitness. If you cannot think of anything good, a quality fall back is breathlessly telling people you are back together with the ex that everyone hated and can they come out for the wedding in 2 weeks and/or you tried heroin and it's not nearly as a bad deal as everyone says it is, plus your poetry has gotten way better as a result.